There's a new Twitter feed
devoted to presenting "excerpts" from Dirty Donna's new book. My favorites:
Seth Rich Called me and said I have information that will lead to Hillary's arrest. Never heard from him again.
As the champagne cork popped, I sought cover. Had one of Hillary's hitmen made it inside? The one that killed Seth?
“While Hillary was getting amphetamine injections, I peeked in her closet. I found Vince Foster’s corpse. I cried.”
“I couldn’t stay silent when she started controlling the weather for her own nefarious purposes...”
“I wanted to order a pizza but I grew weak as I thought about the victims of the Comet Ping Pong child sex-ring.”
I pushed Obama to release the JFK files early so I could prove Hillary was on the grassy knoll. He said no.”
"I came face to face with Hillary's body double in bed with Huma and knew immediately we had a problem."
And when I watched her faint, I thought back on the strong arms of Joe Biden, washing his trans-am in the rain.
So if Donna Brazile single-handedly had the ability to replace Hillary with Biden, why does she elsewhere pretend that Hillary possesses such immense conspiratorial power? If HC is the Grandmaster (Grandmistress?) of the Illuminati, then Donna Brazile must be more powerful than that
. Only Thanos and Darkseid sit above her.
In case you doubt that Brazile has taken a right turn down Dick Morris Highway, look at the uses to which this Fox writer
is putting her lies. Warning: The mendacity blasts will hit you like a whiff of pure ammonia.
What does all this talk of "rigging" come to? The Berniebots complain that debates were held on Saturdays, as if that
matters in the age of YouTube and Tivo and whatnot. Seriously, that's it
. That's the freakin' conspiracy. That's what has 'em hot-n-bothered.
First: Hillary is a good debater and almost always acquitted herself well; debates worked to her benefit. Second: There were roughly a zillion more Democratic primary debates in 2016 than there should have been. (How many were there in, say, 1984? I recall two. There may have been another.) Beyond all of that, Bernie Sanders was and is NOT a Democrat and should never have been allowed to participate in any Democratic debate.
(and thanks to the reader who brought this to my attention):
Indeed, the “rigging” language doesn’t even make sense if you have any real understanding of what the DNC actually does. The primary schedules are set up way in advance of the actual campaign, long before anyone at the DNC had any idea Sanders would mount such a strong campaign. The DNC doesn’t administer the primaries; the states do. Basically the DNC couldn’t “rig” process even if it wanted to.
Yet the Trumpers and the Berniebots (two sides of the same minted-in-Moscow coin) want us to believe that Bernie was treated unfairly. And maybe he was -- on one of those alternative Earths that the Flash visits from time to time. But not on this
(We live in an age which allows me to reference comic books when speaking to a general audience. Never thought I'd see the day.)