Many voters of a liberal persuasion tend to scoff at claims that Hillary and Bill Clinton are demons. In the interest of fairness and open-minded inquiry, I have decided to let the most erudite exponents of this theory make their case. Please take this evidence into consideration when you cast your vote.
I think you will be particularly convinced by this calm and objective analysis conducted by Alex Jones during the most recent Trump/Clinton debate...
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ALEX JONES (HOST): I'm never a lesser of two evils person, but with Hillary, there's not even the same universe. She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet. I'm sure of that, and people around her say she's so dark now, and so evil, and so possessed that they are having nightmares, they're freaking out. Folks let me just tell you something, and if media wants to go with this, that's fine. There are dozens of videos and photos of Obama having flies land on him, indoors, at all times of year, and he'll be next to a hundred people and no one has flies on them. Hillary, reportedly, I mean, I was told by people around her that they think she's demon-possessed, okay? I'm just going to go ahead and say it, okay?
They said that they're scared. That's why when I see her when kids are by her, I actually get scared myself, with a child -- with that big rubber face and that -- I mean this woman is dangerous, ladies and gentleman. I'm telling you, she is a demon. This is Biblical. She's going to launch a nuclear war. The Russians are scared of her.
Imagine how bad she smells, man? I'm told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can't wash that evil off, man. Told there's a rotten smell around Hillary. I'm not kidding, people say, they say -- folks, I've been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I've talked to people that are in protective details, they're scared of her. And they say listen, she's a frickin' demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.
Larry Nichols: “Hillary has an odor. There is an odor around that woman that is hard to describe. Rotting meat or more.”
Scroll down for the important research of top demon investigator Ange Krumins:
She is the ANTI CHRIST. 666. throw some holy water at her. Watch how she will scream and wither on the ground. Stick a cross on her forehead? And she will start speaking in a language unknown to man. And spewing green vomit out of her mouth ! I bet she can make her own head spin. Seriously! She is a satanic demon. From the first DIMMENSION ! So is BILL. They hold human sacrifice ceremonies. Unlike anything you could ever know. They drink human blood too. She is also known as the whore of ISIS. BECAUSE SHE CREATED ISIS. SHE SMELLS PUTRID !
Lately, some people have suggested demonic possession. Franklin Graham, an influential Evangelical leader, and the son of Billy Graham, spoke about this in June:
“It is evident that Hillary has a demonic spirit inside her,” said Graham in an interview on WEHW. “She likes to wear red, which is a demonic color. She is also not a subservient woman, because she has pursued a career outside the home and sees herself as equal to a man. That is a rebellious, Jezebel spirit.”
The existence of demons is an article of faith in the Russian Church, and demonic possession a common topic of discussion. Exorcisms are a normal occurrence. Russia Insider spoke to a leading exorcist in the Russian Orthodox Church, asking him to evaluate several Hillary videos. He agreed to do so on the condition of annonymity, because giving his name would require getting permission from church authorities, an unlikely prospect.
The exorcist is a well-known Russian monk at a major Russian monastery who has performed hundreds of exorcisms. According to him, Hillary's manic energy had "clear signs" of demonic possession.
The alternative theory is that Hillary is, in fact, a robot. The following presentation offers "conclusive proof" for this thesis.
However, most thoughtful scholars favor the idea that Hillary is, in fact, the Antichrist. I offer the following irrefutable arguments:
Given the extraordinarily conclusive nature of the evidence, I find it hard to believe that Trump is losing.