Donald Trump is descended from Christ. Literally
(Thanks to the reader code-named "b" for bringing his matter to my attention.)
But wait -- how can this be? Is it true that the great-grandson of Christ is a CROOK?
This was always my problem with the thesis presented in The DaVinci Code
and The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail
: Just because someone is the offspring of Christ, why should we presume virtuousness?
So you are the Christ
Great-Grandson of Christ
Prove to me that you're no fake
Cook me up a nice Trump steak.