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Monday, August 24, 2015

"Satan worshipers drown women with milk in Planned Parenthood counter-protest"

Satan worshipers drown women with milk in Planned Parenthood counter-protest

I don't have much to add here. I'm not going to pretend that this is an important story. All I'm going to say is that we have discovered this month's best headline of all time.

"Satan worshipers drown women with milk in Planned Parenthood counter-protest." Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying...to Satan.

At one point during the protest, a man claiming to be a sheriff unsuccessfully attempted to move the Satan worshippers along.

If you live outside the United States, I have to ask: Does anyone in your country still take the United States seriously? If so, why?

posted: 1:08 AM

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The Satanic Temple is a bunch of atheists who do what they can to rile up Christians. That the right loves to give them press only encourages them.

posted by

Missy Vixen : 6:16 AM

Glad to see the Satanists stepping out front and assuming a leadership position at the head of the pro-death coalition. Hope those women were wearing ear plugs or else they could end up with ear infections from hell.

posted by

Muffin : 6:42 AM

The greatest ever headline, which really does bring music, was that from the Sun's sport page after Inverness Caledonian Thistle knocked Celtic out of the Scottish Cup: "Super-callie-went-ballistic-Celtic-were-atrocious".

posted by

Stephen Morgan : 8:32 AM

I think I've found a great title for my next musical composition.

posted by

Gus : 1:28 PM