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Saturday, May 02, 2015


Although this essay may seem madly discursive, everything revolves around one central point: American society is bullied into bad decisions by right-wingers who insult the masculinity of left-wingers. Liberals do stupid things out of fear that someone will call them pussies.

Let us begin by taking a look at the faces of the six officers indicted in the case of Freddie Gray. Three are black; one is a woman. They're all pretty young. They don't look like devils or maniacs. These are six people, probably otherwise decent, who got caught up in a bad system.

So the question becomes: How did the system get this way? Why did cop culture brainwash these six people into acting the way they did? What psycho-social disease caused six normal individuals to conspire against a man who had committed no crime?

Many of you have already read this interview with David Simon, the former Baltimore Sun journalist turned television writer. Asked to diagnose the problems of the Baltimore police force, Simon points first to the drug wars, and then to the tradition of "the humble" -- an arrest on a trivial charge, intended to humiliate someone the cops simply don't like the looks of.

Simon also points to Martin O'Malley, the former Baltimore mayor who attained that position at a time when the crime stats were truly horrific.

Everyone knows that O'Malley is politically ambitious. He probably wrote the first draft of his presidential inauguration speech in sixth grade. He and Simon have been at loggerheads in the past, even though both men consider themselves to be liberals.

And, hey, if he's the Democratic nominee, I’m going to end up voting for him. It’s not personal and I admire some of his other stances on the death penalty and gay rights. But to be honest, what happened under his watch as Baltimore’s mayor was that he wanted to be governor. And at a certain point, with the crime rate high and with his promises of a reduced crime rate on the line, he put no faith in real policing.

Originally, early in his tenure, O’Malley brought Ed Norris in as commissioner and Ed knew his business. He’d been a criminal investigator and commander in New York and he knew police work. And so, for a time, real crime suppression and good retroactive investigation was emphasized, and for the Baltimore department, it was kind of like a fat man going on a diet. Just leave the French fries on the plate and you lose the first ten pounds. The initial crime reductions in Baltimore under O’Malley were legit and O’Malley deserved some credit.

But that wasn’t enough. O’Malley needed to show crime reduction stats that were not only improbable, but unsustainable without manipulation.
That's when "the humble" became truly ubiquitous and unavoidable.
Now, the mass arrests made clear, we can lock up anybody, we don't have to figure out who's committing crimes, we don't have to investigate anything.
Charges were non-existent, or were dismissed en masse. Martin O’Malley’s logic was pretty basic: If we clear the streets, they’ll stop shooting at each other. We’ll lower the murder rate because there will be no one on the corners.
It didn't occur to O'Malley that humiliated people eventually become rebels. Those who lose faith in the system turn to insurrection.
In these drug-saturated neighborhoods, they weren’t policing their post anymore, they weren’t policing real estate that they were protecting from crime. They weren’t nurturing informants, or learning how to properly investigate anything. There’s a real skill set to good police work. But no, they were just dragging the sidewalks, hunting stats, and these inner-city neighborhoods — which were indeed drug-saturated because that's the only industry left — become just hunting grounds. They weren’t protecting anything. They weren’t serving anyone. They were collecting bodies, treating corner folk and citizens alike as an Israeli patrol would treat the West Bank, or as the Afrikaners would have treated Soweto back in the day. They’re an army of occupation. And once it’s that, then everybody’s the enemy.
The bottom line: A politician with liberal instincts instituted a police state because he didn't want conservatives to label him soft on crime.

Something similar can be said of Hillary Clinton, who is much likelier than Martin O'Malley is to become the Democratic nominee for president.

I'm hardly the only person to criticize her hard-right turn toward neoconservatism during her tenure as Secretary of State. Although her most fervent fans will blame her policies on the man for whom she worked, there is some evidence that she is the one who pushed Obama to the right. Hell, she even stepped to the right of Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

So why did she become what she has become? She didn't start out as Hard Case Hillary. What changed?

And why did John Kerry -- a man who once tossed away his medals out of disgust with American bellicosity -- become, late in his career, an acolyte of Ares?

Why has Obama pursued such a disastrously neoconservative foreign policy in Syria, in Yemen, in Ukraine?

I honestly do not think that ideology has driven those three individuals toward the right. Is money the motive? I doubt it: They're set for life, especially Kerry. Power? Obama already has power, as much as any one person is ever going to get, and Kerry is doing what may be the last job he will ever do.

I will suggest that all three are driven by fear -- fear of the umbrella.

Allow me to explain what I mean by that term.

This amusing piece chronicles neocon Bill Kristol's incessant references to Hitler and Winston Churchill. Actually, there's a third party in the Kristol mythos: Neville Chamberlain. Hitler, Churchill, Chamberlain: These three men are the key figures in the great foundational myth of American foreign policy. Whenever far-rightists seek to bully politicians into some disastrous military adventure, they cite this myth.

If the neocons decide that they don't like some foreign leader, that leader instantly becomes Hitler. We are always told that the wrong way to defeat Hitler is appeasement -- the Chamberlain approach. The right way is the Churchill way. (Although, unlike Churchill, neocons always prefer war-war to jaw-jaw.)

Right-wingers use this Hitler/Churchill/Chamberlain myth as a hyper-macho bullying tactic. In essence, the message comes to this: Do as I tell you to do, libby, or I'll call you a fag.

Winston Churchill may seem, at first glance, to be an odd choice to play the tough guy role, because he was physically soft. (When told that he looked just like a big baby, Churchill replied: "No, all babies look like me.") Worse, he read a lot of books and he liked to paint pictures. But he had been a war hero, and he was a man of cigars, hard liquor and harsh talk. These things make him an acceptable role model for modern American conservatives.

Most Americans know only one thing about Chamberlain: That he carried an umbrella, even when rain did not threaten. To the American mind, this affectation identifies him as a dandy. A pansy.

Modern American reactionaries won't tell you that, in the 1930s, it was the Cliveden Set -- a powerful conclave of British Establishment-types -- who wanted Chamberlain to make a deal with Hitler.

Despite that uncomfortable fact of history, the post-war conservative movement in America quickly fastened on the Hitler-Churchill-Chamberlain mythos as a way of insuring that the United States maintained a fiercely anti-Soviet stance. Khruschev was Hitler, and so were his successors. Anyone who proposed peaceful coexistence was Chamberlain -- the guy holding the umbrella.

The umbrella became a frequently-seen symbol in William F. Buckley's National Review.

Some of you may recall the strange case of the Umbrella Man, who was photographed in Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963. Standing beneath the Texas School Book Depository building, under a clear blue sky, this man quickly opened up an umbrella just as JFK's car passed by. He seemed to be signalling the commencement of fire.

Despite widespread publicity, the search for this mysterious individual lasted more than a decade.

During the House Select Committee on Assassinations hearings of the 1970s, a man named Louie Witt claimed to be the infamous umbrella man. He even brought what was supposedly the actual brolly into congressional hearings. (It was no such thing: The number of spokes differed.) He said that he opened his umbrella as a way to mount a symbolic protest against a president he considered soft on communism. Here are his words to the committee:
It had something to do with the--when the senior Mr. Kennedy was Ambassador or England, and the Prime Minister, some activity they had had in appeasing Hitler. The umbrella that the Prime Minister of England came back with got to be a symbol in some manner with the British people. By association, it got transferred to the Kennedy family, and, as I understood, it was a sore spot with the Kennedy family, like I said, in coffee break conversations someone had mentioned, I think it is one of the towns in Arizona, it is Tucson or Phoenix, that someone had been out at the airport or some place where some members of the Kennedy family came through and they were rather irritated by the fact that they were brandishing the umbrellas. This is how the idea sort of got stuck in my mind.
Witt seemed to disappear off the face of the earth after he gave this odd testimony. Many people doubt that he was the real Umbrella Man. In fact, it has even been suggested that the umbrella became a symbol of appeasement only after WWII:
According to John Simkin, a retired British history teacher and textbook author who runs the historical website Spartacus Educational, the umbrella was never the symbol of Chamberlain that the “umbrella man” claimed it was.

“In Britain, there was never any association with an umbrella at all,” Simkin told me. “Everyone had umbrellas and bowlers in those days.”
Each reader will have to decide for himself or herself whether Witt told the truth. What cannot be denied is the fact that, in right-wing rhetoric, Chamberlain-the-pansy-appeaser has become an inescapable trope. To this day, most liberals live in fear of the umbrella.

Most -- but not all.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, when President Kennedy decided to mount a blockade rather than stage an invasion, General Curtis Lemay -- a truly maniacal far-rightist -- reflexively compared the President to Chamberlain. The White House taping system recorded Lemay saying “This is almost as bad as the appeasement at Munich.”

Of course, if JFK had invaded, the result would have been nuclear war. Lemay knew (as most Americans did not) that the Russians had already placed tactical nuclear weapons on the island. Field commanders were permitted to use these weapons at their own discretion.

Kennedy could not be bullied by a guy like Lemay. After all, he was John F. Kennedy, war hero, and the F stood for Fucking. Every attractive woman in the world wanted to sleep with JFK. If you insult the masculinity of a guy like that, he'll just smirk at you. Kennedy knew who he was, and he didn't have to prove anything.

But the great secret of being a male in this society -- a secret which all men know but few admit -- is that most of us do not radiate JFK-esque self-assurance. We pretend to have that kind of confidence, but the bullshit goes only so far. It's all too easy for testosterone-fueled thugs like Lemay to browbeat us into doing things we don't want to do. Every grade school playground has a couple of Lemays in it, and they teach us lessons that we carry around for the rest of our lives.

How do females deal with the Lemays who seem to dominate our culture? Do guys like that get to them? Do politically ambitious women get bullied into pretending to be Tough Guys, even when doing so is counter-productive?

Such questions are best answered by a female writer.

I will simply offer the following suggestion: Just as the liberal Martin O'Malley turned Baltimore into a police state for fear of being called a softie, Hillary became a foreign policy monster because she doesn't want to be left holding that goddamned umbrella.
On the women's side are different fears. Women are "monsters" and if they cry it's either attributed to her menstrual cycle, or in Hillary's case they double down on the monster: "It cries."

I feel for some of the police officers caught up in their horrific system. I once approached 3 officers outside Lexington Market, which was closed, to ask where else I might find a chili dog. The white officer started laughing derisively and said, you eat in there?

The black and female officers said nothing as the white, male officer continued with his derisive diatribe about the market....and the predominately black population there.

Of course come '45 Churchill was so unpopular that he was insulted in the street and stoned during a stump speech. And, of course, immediately voted out as PM before the war was even over.

The real winner was that quiet, bald socialist Clement Attlee, who replaced him as Prime Minister. A modest man, as Churchill once said, with much to be modest about.

In fact Hitler seems to have been the only thing Churchill ever got right. He was a fan of Mussolini, he hated trade unions, he was hated during the first world war for his callous disregard for loss of human life, before the first world war for overspending on super-dreadnoughts, between the wars for returning the country to the gold standard, deflating the currency and causing a massive spike in unemployment and a balance of payments crisis. HE was hated by the Tories for leaving them for the Liberals. He was hated by the Liberals for leaving them for the Tories. He was hated by the Labour party for his actions repressing the Great Strike.

But you make a few witty remarks, a few good speeches and accurately predict the evil of Hitler and suddenly all is forgiven.
Great essay.

I wish you would get on Twitter and post links to your writings, so I didn't have to.
That might be the best thing you've ever written.
I thought in the beginning about this but then again it's almost the same thing. I'm tired of cycle-0-paths running for office that try and out do the others by meanness. Will it end any time soon?
lol, sorry, Joseph! I didn't use "monster" as a rebuke to you.....I was harkening back to 2008. Just wanted to clear that up because I know the rules!!
Democrats seeking national office continually fear the McGovern pacifist label and the 49 state waxing he received.

Women seeking national office around the world go hawkish, fearing that their gender will indicate they will be too soft.

So, Democratic women seriously seeking the Oval Office labor under both latent fears, perhaps subconsciously.

Mr. Morgan left out that Winnie also openly thirsted for the blood of any "lesser breeds without the Law" who dared defy the civilizing hand of the Empire. To name just ONE example, he wanted Gandhi killed.

Yep, Winnie is lucky he had an even more monstrous son of a bitch available to stand against, and so redeem his reputation.
As often is the case, I am misunderstood. The thesis of my piece is not (NOT NOT NOT) "Was Winston Churchill a good guy?" That's an argument for another time.

What I was talking about was the way the Hitler/Churchill/Chamberlain myth became a tool used by the post-war American right as they bludgeoned the left into submission.
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