Sealioning is a new verb. It's, like, a thing.
If you're unfamiliar with the concept -- and if you have not yet seen the cartoon that started it all -- go here
. Then here
. For fun, try here
But the original Sealioning cartoon does not even begin to cover what I've encountered -- almost daily -- behind the scenes of this very blog. (This site
gives you a taste of it, although the trolls who attempt to heist my goat tend to be more brutish.)
Therefore, I have decided to improve upon the original cartoon.