I've been looking forward to Ragnarok ever since Stan and Jack hipped me to the concept back in those old issues of Thor
. Last year, we were promised a proper Ragnarok on this date: See here
Norse mythology experts have calculated that Vikings believed this will take place on February 22, 2014.
On this day, the god Odin will be killed by the wolf Fenrir and the other ‘creator’ gods.
These weren't just any prognosticators, people. These were Norse mythology experts
. You understand? EXPERTS.
So this morning, I'm wondering whether I should ditch my diet and down a bag of Utz. (Utz is the local potato chip maker.) Long story short, I go for it. Total piggage. After all, the world is ending today anyways, right? Before the sun sets (I tell myself), the Midgard Serpent will rise from the Chesapeake and devour us all, so who really cares
about a bag of mediocre chips?
Well. All I can say is, they're gonna have to try extra-hard if they want to get me on board with the next