Warning! This is a rant. I hate every religion. I do not wish to go to heaven if a heaven exists. It seems to me that heaven will be full of stupid, dogma ridden, self approving, judgmental asses. Why would I want to spend eternity with such tiresome people? Sorry, it was very off topic. What was the post about?
Actually, in heaven there will be no religious people. There will be every dog you've ever befriended, and they will lick your face as you sit back in a field of clover and look at a magnificent Maxfield Parrish sky. And then someone will announce that the 1975 Filmex science fiction film marathon (all 50 hours of it) is just about to start. And so you walk down to the old Plitt theater, the one with the plush red seats, and the dogs come with you and are extremely well-behaved throughout the movie marathon and you get compliments on your dogs from everyone in the theater, including the people on screen.