While watching the Biden/Palin debate sequence, I told my ladyfriend that she (my ladyfriend) had played a role in these events. "If you hadn't spotted the Bush bulge in 2004," I said, "Palin would have been wired during that debate." And perhaps even during the Couric interview.
Update: After I wrote the first version of this post, I was directed toward various articles from 2008 which alleged that Sarah Palin was indeed "wired" during the debate with Joe Biden. If so, why didn't she change her hairstyle? Women can cover their ears; men have not had the ability to do so since the early 1970s.
Even so, I urge you to click on the photo to enlarge it. The anomalous wire runs from her glasses to the ear canal; you can see the thing rather clearly in the full-sized version of this image. If Game Change offers an accurate reflection of Palin's basic inability to keep facts lodged in her cranium, one can easily understand why the McCain campaign staffers resorted to this strategy.
And now let's get back to our original story...
McCain senior adviser Nicolle Wallace has not contested the film's authenticity, so we can be reasonably certain that the script mostly reflects the facts. She says
“Game Change” is not a movie about Sarah Palin. And it’s definitely not about staffers like me.I'm not sure you can make a film about a gray area. Films have protagonists and themes; films are about people and ideas. Sarah Palin is a nice person undone by a bad idea.
It’s a film about the vast, murky gray area in which the majority of politics takes place...
The former governor of Alaska got in over her head because she believed all of that nonsense about the supreme virtues of self-confidence. Convinced that an assertive and optimistic attitude would allow her to bluff her way through any challenge, she learned too late that people must be realistic about their limits. In the days before America became mired in the cult of positive thinking, a good-hearted ninny like Sarah Palin would have known better than to try to bullshit her way through a presidential campaign.
The person who should have vetted Sarah Palin was Sarah Palin.
Palin is an otherwise fine person who never had any business in politics. Someone who doesn't know the basic facts about (say) the Second World War should not run for high office. Or even low office. Hell, she shouldn't even be voting.
Palin is not stupid. She is something more troubling -- a reasonably intelligent woman who grew up in a culture that repeatedly drums home one message: "It's okay if you don't know anything about anything."
Back in 2004, I didn't take the strange affair of the Bush bulge so very seriously, even though this blog propelled that story into the national consciousness. To be frank, I promoted that meme because it made me giggle. Now the giggle sticks in my throat. The bulge represents a larger problem.
Sarah Palin and George W. Bush (along with a number of other political stars I could mention, not all of them Republican) are living exemplars of Robert Mitchum's famous maxim: Half the people in America are faking it.
If memory serves, he said those words in the 1950s. Things are different now: The number of fakers must be over 75%. The most significant difference between Mitchum's day and our own comes to this: Back then, people didn't expect the fakers to run the country. In 21st century America, being a faker confers a political advantage. Non-fakers are viewed with envy and distrust.
In the 1980s, I saw a poll which held that the majority of Americans under 40 refused to believe that the US and the USSR were allies during World War II. That poll jibed with my personal experience. I found that those who didn't know the truth about the alliance became infuriated when I tried to set them straight; some people even called me a communist, simply because I had managed to stay awake during history class (and had seen a lot of movies made during the 1940s).
The worst thing about badly-educated fakers is that they resent anyone who knows anything. The ignorant many will always want to vote for the ignorant few. Hence Palin. She is hardly the last of her breed.
4 comments:
Joseph, do you remember one of those pop-psychology books (so popular in the early 70's)called the Peter Principle? The premise of the book is that people are promoted to their level of incompetence. It really is a shame that Sarah wasn't left in Alaska. I don't think she should be faulted for running for local office...her motivations there were fighting corruption, and it's a good thing to see regular people step up to make a difference. I think the real problem is that our entire nation needs a higher level of commitment to have a better command over substantive issues. If those we allow to deliver our news were required to inform instead of debase our discourse, people would be less defensive because common knowledge would include all the basic facts...and the pool of candidates to be our representatives would improve as well.
What's your current opinion, Joseph, on the case for Sarah Palin not being the birth mother of her Down's Syndrome child? You do remember the unbelievable (to most OB/Gyne MD's anyway) story of her flying all the way back to Alaska from Texas AFTER "her water broke," don't you?
That Internet-viral story for a brief time looked like it would rival the popularity of the "Bush Bulge" meme, but the lid came down mighty (and suspiciously) fast.
Andy, you must've missed Joseph's many posts on that ANDREW (you?) Sullivan who was constantly nose-to-Palin's womb.
I've known thin women not to show pregnancy up till the 8th month and barely then. Women carry differently. I carried wide instead of protruding. It also took me an entire day and half the night to deliver after my water broke, so go stick your snout in men's junk and leave women's business to women.
Cool your jets, Prowler, there's no need for a hissy fit!
Please note that I was asking Joseph for his CURRENT opinion on the old rumor -- now that he's decided to dig into the Palin Pile afresh.
As as for your pulling gender-rank on me... this is right-wing politics, sister, not a Brownie Scouts' game of bean-bag (to feminize the ol' Chi-town cliche'.)
So, Ms. "she-junk" expert, would YOUR doctor allow you, while leaking amniotic fluid, to board a nine-hour, transcontinental flight?
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