I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate insane North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il
on his recent death. This accomplishment, though tardy, is most welcome. Official North Korean sources say that...
...Kim died due to "overwork" after "dedicating his life to the people."
Huh. I wonder who he was fucking?
(Apologies. That was a very crude statement. I should have said "whom.")
Kim Jong Il's successor will probably be his son, Kim Jong Un, pictured here. Not much is known about him -- not even his exact age. He's a computer nerd and a four-star General -- a rare combination. Maybe he achieved his rank by kicking ass at Doom
. He studied (under a pseudonym) at an English-language school in Switzerland, the International School of Berne. I seem to recall that this school has CIA links, but I haven't been able to find any verification.
Kim Jong Un has an older brother, Kim Jong Chul, who was deemed "too feminine" to take over. As you can see from the photo, Kim Jong Un is really butch.