Saturday, October 22, 2011

Did you know that you can find weird things on the internet?

Weird thing 1: Gaddafy is alive! How do we know? Something something use of doubles something something Saudi propaganda.

Bin Laden's reported assassination was fabricated. In December 2001, he died of likely kidney failure.
I always love it when guys tell me this, as if they know with the certainty of a geometrical proof. When pressed, their "knowledge" always turns out to be surmise and theorizing, mixed in with a lot of smirking and arrogance.

Weird thing 2: Barack Obama is a comic book star! It seems that a whole shelf full of honest-to-god actual, real, non-imaginary this-is-not-a-gag comic books have featured our prez battling aliens, meeting Spider-Man, and raping Japanese maids...

Weird thing 3:
Anne Frank is a Mormon now. And there's nothing she can do about it.

Weird thing 4: Al Qaeda literally owns the internet. Says so right here.

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