I want Donald Trump to start pursuing the presidency seriously -- so we can finally get to the bit where he pretends to be born again. That'll be freakin' hilarious. Better than the Daniel Day Lewis "conversion" scene in There will Be Blood
Speaking of the Donald: You gotta see this
, if you have not already.
"Donald, do you accept Jesus as your personal savior?"
"Well, it's like socks. Used to be a guy would have different color socks to match all of his pants. And everyone understood that if you wear blue pants, you wear blue socks, you wear black socks with black pants, and so on. Nowadays, even in nice restaurants, you see guys wearing black socks with navy suits, like you're not supposed to tell the difference. But you can. And let's not even talk about white socks. Jesus."