Friday, May 27, 2011

I thought only fundamentalist Christians were this dumb!

While stumbling around the net looking for images, I came across this: "Obama and The Evil at the End of Days." Apparently, there are Jews (of the spot-the-Messiah variety) who think that Obama is the antiChrist, although they, for obvious reasons, don't call him that. Same shit; different lingo.

Basically, the proof of Obama's evil comes in the form of gematria. "Barack Hussein Obama" comes out to 501, which is also the number of a Hebraic abbreviation for the ten plagues. And that settles that. Anyone who asks for further proof is just being persnickety.
How do we really know he’s dangerous to us? Not only is his name the same gematria as Yishmaelim, evidencing that he is a Muslim although he denies it, but it also has a further connection to a wave of impending evil against the Jews and the rest of the world.
Not only that. Remember our last post, when we talked about how comets are a recurrent theme in the mythos of Apocalypticism? Well, look what these guys are up to.

There's more! The star of David was seen recently in a volcano plume. And the appearance of a double-rainbow after the tornado in Joplin, MO, is a sign that the earth deserves punishment. Floods in Australia and the Fukushima meltdown are also signs of The End. Also:
Stay away from any city named after a Methodist Minister. Joplin was a Methodist minister that founded the city of Joplin, MO in 1873. Stay away from small towns with a majority Methodist population. Denning, Arkansas's only church was a Untited Methodist Church. Both were destroyed by F-5 tornadoes, the worst kind. Those who chase tornadoes call F-5 tornadoes "The Finger of G-d"
The Methodist conspiracy! Why didn't I think of that one?

The writer goes onto spew a lot of hooey about those awful freemasons who (allegedly) created all those awful monuments on the Washington mall.

I'm not quite sure -- I haven't spent enough time studying the rap that these guys are laying down -- but I think that they think that Netanyahu is the Messiah.

I'd like to think that most Jews are too intelligent to fall for this paranoid claptrap. Please tell me that this is so.

Added note: It just occurred to me -- the number 501 also refers to a type of blue jeans...called Levis! They're eeee-vil, I tells ya!
You're gonna burn in hell, you know that don't you?
Yikes - comet Elenin! Perihelion on 10 September. Closest approach to Earth 16 October. And what happens if a bit splits off?

Is the Messianic card at the ready in Israel? There's already quite a lot of talk that September will be a very difficult time for the Zionist regime, just because of the UN General Assembly motion to recognise a state of Palestine.

Never mind that if the motion passes, it will be irrelevant (in itself). And anyway it might not happen. Why? Well look how the UN member states sheepishly got rid of "Z=R", the traditional policy that correctly recognised Zionism as a form of racism. So now they're all going to rush and back Palestine? Even during the Gaza massacre, which wasn't so long ago, only two countries kicked the Israelis out in response: Bolivia and Venezuela.

I haven't seen one commentator 'remember' that Palestine declared independence in 1988. The Palestinian state got recognised (and is STILL recognised) by about half the world's states!

October is the traditional time for stockmarket crashes...
Evil Levis! Teeth on the butt and flames around the crotch! Make an End of Days fashion statement!
Levis? Levites? Proof that it all ties in!

and tight! Man , I can hardly sit when I'm wearing them.
The point about Denning and Methodist is pure bullshit. This,n,denning,st,churches,fid,48468.cfm shows there are NO churches in Denning, AR - Methodist, Baptist or Wiccan.

Not surprising since the population is around 270,_Arkansas.

And the part about the EF5? Bullshit too. It was an EF4

It did wipe out the town, not hard to do when the town is no more than a dozen blocks and the tornado is 1 1/2 mile wide.

I wonder if there's anything that assmunch at Shirat Devorah got right?

Oh, he can stifle his bs about Obama. He don't have to be Mooslim for me to dislike him.
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