Move over, Alton Brown! This is obviously the greatest recipe video ever. I promised donors a chili recipe, and by the Almighty, I have delivered. (All other promises shall be likewise fulfilled, given time.)
The above video may, in fact, be the most awe-inspiring Western film of all time, graced as it is by the presence of the Gods of the West, who are herein brought to visible appearance. (Honest. Watch and see.) It owes its success not to my own status as a high priest Vatican assassin warlock rock star from Mars chili-maker -- rather, it triumphs due to the unimprovable nobility of its subject matter.