As readers know, I am no fan of social networking sites. I'm especially un-fond of Facebook, which was founded by the CIA's In-Q-Tel subsidiary.
Nevertheless, I just received a perplexing Facebook invite. Perhaps someone out there can help me to understand this enigma.
Someone whom I will here call "Jane Codfish" sent me the invitation. I don't know her. Never heard of her. Her public page reveals that she is Australian with an interest in left-wing politics. Jane is not mysterious in and of herself. But the invite also contains the words "See who else has invited you to Facebook," followed by six names and images (or avatars) -- and this is where the oddness begins.
One of those people is somewhat known to me on a personal level. Call her Elvira. She once took care of my dog for a while. She has
never invited me to join Facebook (she respects my suspicions, even though she does not share them) and she has never written to me using her Gmail account, the only email account of hers that Facebook should know about. Her rare online writings do not reference me in any way.
Another of the six is Prissy Patriot, a no-longer-operational blogger who, like me, looked into the rumor that Dick Cheney was a client of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's. If I recall correctly, PP and I both interviewed Palfrey. I don't recall ever corresponding with Prissy Patriot.
The other four "invites" came from four people unknown to me. I can discover no connection whatsoever.
How could Facebook have divined the direct personal connection between Elvira and myself, even though that link has left no cyber-trail? And how could Facebook have known that Prissy Patriot and I were linked only in our shared pursuit of the Dick Cheney rumor?
Can Facebook read minds? Or does Facebook simply read a whole bunch of private email, using data mining software to knit together evanescent connections? Does this very post fit into some eldritch Facebook scheme? There is something really, really,
really weird going on here...