My period of semi-homeless wandering is coming to an end, and soon I will be back to annoy you good people on a regular basis. Do not fret for my hell-hound Bella: She is safe and has had to suffer little beyond the indignity of eating store-bought dog food.
I have something to report, having spent much time out of doors recently. It's hot. Very hot. And the sun is bad.
Some people do not comprehend this simple fact of existence. They LIKE to spend time in the sun. They spend time at the beach. They eat al fresco. They turn their caps around so that the visor does not shade the forehead. They pay extra to put sun roofs in their cars. They open the drapes wide to get as much sunlight into the room as possible. They cannot understand why someone would want to work at night and sleep in a dark room during the day. They think that a "sunny disposition" is a GOOD thing.
What is wrong with these people? Can't they comprehend the simplest facts of existence? Do they actually enjoy squinting and sweating and dealing with sunburn?
The sun is bad. BAD. Get that straight. Moon = good. Sun = bad. Cool = good. Hot = bad. Are we clear on that?