It's Pat!

Singer and Christian Pat Boone has recorded a robo-call on behalf of the Republican governor of Kentucky, Ernie Fletcher, who is trailing in his race for re-election. Boone says that the Democratic candidate, Steve Beshear, favors "every homosexual cause."

"Now do you want a governor who'd like Kentucky to be another San Francisco?" Boone asks. I presume he asks because he's curious.

By the way: Kentucky has a pork barrel economy, contributing less to the federal budget than it receives. Kentuckians are leeches -- unlike those productive San Franciscans, who pay more to Uncle Sam than they get. Listen up, Kentucky: If you want the right to dis your funders, first get that tit out of your mouth.