Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Adultery! Hookers! Hayden!

Well, my argument that General Hayden cannot legally head the CIA (scroll down) went over like a lead balloon. The point is important, dammit -- dictatorship starts when we allow the Praetorians to take over civilian jobs. So far, Hayden's biggest defender within the Administration has been Donald Rumsfeld. That fact ought to tell you something.

All right. You say your eyes glaze over when you see all that legal stuff? You say you want something sexier? Happy to provide.

Covert History directs our attention to an intriguing tale told over on MilitaryCorruption.com. It seems an Air Force Major named Kevin Furlong has complained that his "young sexy wife" -- do I have your attention? -- has had affairs with several officers...
...including the bald, "Yoda-like" 61 year-old, one-time boss of the National Security Agency (NSA), Gen. Michael T. Hayden."

"She admitted to me she'd had sex with Hayden, among others," Furlong told MilitaryCorruption.com via telephone from his home somewhere in Texas.
A sexy young woman who dates only officers? Old and homely officers? Either we're talking about a very rare fetish, or we're talking about something that goes beyond conventional adultery. If this story has any truth (and it does come from a named source), then I doubt that she met these guys in AOL chat rooms.

Surely I'm not the only one who suspects that payment may have changed hands...? If so, then we head right back into the same territory explored by the Wilkes/Wade/Goss crowd at the Watergate.

Not only that. Wot is It Good 4 asks us to give a listen to this fine audio interview with Raw Story's Larisa Alexandrovna. She reveals that Porter Goss was involved with yet another prostitution ring. That's right: One spook, double hooker scandals! Not only that: One or both of these rings involved female and male hookers.

"This is going to make Monica-gate look like romper room," Alexandrovna says of hooker operation number two. She also confirms that these rings existed for the purposes of blackmail. Maybe that explains why the Republicans maintain such discipline, and why some Dems refuse to function as members of an opposition party.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, if it is just this sexy young wife's word, that story may not get very far.

but as for the strange fetish, don't you know about the female counterpart to the fact that men go for visual beauty? supposedly, women are more attracted to power. makes biological sense, alpha males and all that.

wasn't it kissinger - a homelier man i have never been able to find - who said that power is the best aphrodisiac?

Joseph Cannon said...

Well, he did get close to Jill St. John. On the other hand, poor Dick achieved the pinnacle of power, yet it seems that he couldn't even score with that Asian babe -- can't recall the name -- who caught his eye.

Will the tale of the alleged Hayden affair go far? I dunno. Ast hings stand, I can't see a compelling reason for Furlong to lie -- I mean, what guy would BRAG about being cuckolded?

Anonymous said...

jeeze, joe, you did it again! cropped that drawing, didn't you!

Joseph Cannon said...

I HAVE to, uni. Otherwise jen will rap my nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Anonymous said...

And I'm pretty sure I KNOW that girl!

gary said...

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Apparently not all links are work friendly.