Monday, April 03, 2006

Not getting any? Don't blame yourself! Blame liberals!

While visiting Newsmax, I noted this advertisement: "Men -- do you hate rejection by women? Discover forbidden attraction secrets the LIBERAL MEDIA does not want you to know!"

Good lord. Are conservative males really that insecure -- and that dumb?

Years ago, men's magazines used to carry hilarious ads in the back: "Guaranteed -- 100% AUTHENTIC spurious PENIS ENLARGEMENT!" What kind of fellow was dumb enough to shell out for such a product? The same kind who reads Newsmax.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard a cynical bachelor say once:
"Monday through Friday 5:00 p.m." I'm
a Republican; Friday evening through
Sunday night I'm a Democrat.

I can say: leftist politics is a great
place to meet women.

Anonymous said...

So, for rightwingers, the first secret key to sexual success is lying about their politics! I'll buy that.

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