This site primarily deals with politics, but since few show up on the weekends, and since this is MY blog, I'm going to rant at length about a personal matter.
Art. I'm an artist. Perhaps I did not mention that fact in previous posts. Now you know.
(Warning: Although I usually avoid profanity, I may slip a bit here. Just a bit.)
Any young person learning to draw encounters a huge problem: People love to watch artists at work. Unfortunately, most of those onlookers are annoying idiots -- especially if a young would-be craftsman is trying to teach himself the basics of human anatomy.
The moronic kids at school who watched me sketch all held to one basic theory of art:
If you draw it, that means you want to fuck it. If you draw a picture of a woman (even a clothed woman), you are considered guilty of creating a dirty picture. If you draw a man, you are guilty of creating a
gay picture.
If you draw it, you must want to fuck it. Every school-aged moron in the world makes that presumption.
I shudder to think of how those morons must have tormented Audubon.
Of course, every young artist ought to spend at least one hour
each and every day drawing naked people of both sexes. This practice has nothing to do with heterosexuality or homosexuality.
You must draw lots and lots of naked people. Lean people. Muscular people. Also fat, blobby people. Short people. Tall people. Beautiful people. Ugly people.
Parts of people. Heads. Feet. Breasts. Hands.
Why? Because
that is how you learn.
If you want to be a great pianist, you have to spend many a youthful hour practicing scales. Same principle.
But the young artist -- unlike, say, the young baseball player -- soon learns that he must never allow anyone to watch him practice. The young artist learns that art, like masturbation, is something one has to do in secret. Drawing becomes a covert operation because the world is filled with jelly-headed morons who "know" only one thing about art:
If you draw it, you must want to fuck it. Alas, although those jelly-headed morons in school have all grown up by now, they refuse to progress beyond moron-hood. Some of these adult morons call themselves fundamentalists. Some consider themselves feminists. They're really just morons.
If I recall my art history, the earliest nude sculpture of the Renaissance was Donatello's David, created in the 1430s. Before that time, the morons of the Middle Ages equated nudity with sexuality. Before Donatello, the last time anyone had dared to display nudity in art was when the Roman empire still ruled.
I am sorry to report that we've returned to the bad old days of the Middle Ages.
This is true even in the rarified world of "high art." Paint a naked human male
in any context, in any style, and I guarantee you -- I GUARANTEE you -- any art critic who describes the piece will include the word "homoerotic" in the first paragraph.
If you draw or paint a nude female, take care not to do so realistically. And make sure she is unattractive. Otherwise, moron critics will make dismissive references to your "Playboy mentality," and feminists will blather on about the objectification of women and how sad it is that little girls must grow up with unrealistic standards of feminine beauty. And so on. You know the drill.
That sort of moronic critique was not heard in the so-called "Victorian" age. But it is now inescapable.
All such critics are
morons, even if they have degrees in Art History. Anyone who insists on viewing a nude figure purely in sexual terms is just a grown-up version of those annoying jelly-headed pseudo-humanoids who made my life in school hellish while I was trying to practice my craft.
Today, I read an infuriating, just INFURIATING
article in the Los Angeles Times about an artistic brouhaha in Venice, California -- an L.A. beachside suburb known as a home for artists and avant-garde thinkers. This is also the home of "Muscle Beach." When I was young, this city was where you would find California's most famous nude beach.
I was astonished to learn that such a community could house a sufficient number nasally-blue morons to endanger the installation of a new public sculpture. The work, by Robert Graham, is a stainless steel female torso.
A publicly-displayed nude sculpture wouldn't bother Europeans, of course -- just look at the fountains in Italy and France. And there are plenty of nudes adorning various temples in India. Hell, the Sun Temple of Konark in Orissa is famous for is sculptures of people (or divinities) fucking. Fortunately, the creators of those lovely, large-breasted goddesses did not have to deal with feminists, or with art critics who make snide references to Hugh Hefner.
But Americans are not so civilized:
Regina Weller, Venice Foursquare Church administrator and the pastor's wife, complained that from the office window of the church on Riviera Avenue "we would see her backside. I work with women in recovery, and no matter what, it's a naked torso of a woman."
Dig it: The bluenoses are using the argot of "recovery" to justify mindless puritanism.
Oh, but it gets worse:
The objectors are not the first to charge Graham with degrading women. In 1994, Pulitzer Prize-winning author Alice Walker was awarded a Graham-designed statuette of a nude female torso for being a California "state treasure."
Walker, who had just completed a book and a film about female genital mutilation, was outraged. "Imagine my horror when...I was presented with a decapitated, armless, legless woman on which my name hung from a chain," she told the San Francisco Chronicle.
YARRRGH!
Robert Graham is an extremely gifted artist. (From a
web page devoted to his work: "Robert Graham is known for his sculptures of women, which convey not only physical strength and beauty but also individuality, intelligence, and grace.") This fine talent creates a female torso -- a traditional subject for art -- and Walker, instead of being gratified, moronically wonders
where the arms are.
My god. Does she really think that if an artist chooses not to sculpt the arms or feet, that those limbs have been
cut off?
Are some people SO FUCKING STUPID that they believe the traditional bust to be a depiction of a decapitated head?
(Flashback to sixth grade: The jelly-headed moron looking over my shoulder while I'm trying to draw asks -- as I KNOW he will ask -- "Where're the legs?" I answer, as I always do: "I haven't drawn them yet." If I had started with the legs, the same moron would have asked where the torso and head were. I'm tempted to shoot back: "What if I don't draw the legs at all? Do I have to draw a complete figure every damn time? Who made
that rule?")
Question for Alice Walker: Your novel "The Color Purple" is set in the 1930s. Why don't you talk about Adolf Hitler in that book? Why doesn't your novel describe the rise of Mao? Why no chapters devoted to the Spanish civil war? Huh? Why'd you cut all that important stuff out? Why the censorship?
The answer is obvious: The artist must be free to narrow his or her focus. Otherwise, the only acceptable sculpture would be a full-scale duplicate of planet Earth.
I once visited the studio of a wood sculptor in Big Sur. A genius. He happens to be gay. His works included a large statue of an erect penis. Would Alice Walker consider this piece a "dismemberment"? I fear she would!
I don't care how many awards that woman has won. She's just another moron.
So there we have it. I like to draw nudes, particularly female nudes. I often paint realistically. I think it would be fun to paint a female torso.
But how can anyone create work of that sort in an age when everyone -- EVERYONE -- highbrow and lowbrow -- defines the nude purely in terms of sexuality? How can we escape the tyranny of the presumption that "If you draw it, you must want to fuck it"?
Here's a little test for you. On
this page, you will be able to click on a couple of colored drawings. One of them depicts a large-breasted female being taken anally. Another depicts her bound and giving head. These drawings are by a brilliant Italian draftsman named Paolo Serpieri.
If you look at these pictures and see them only in terms of pornography,
please go away and never visit my site again. I do not wish to speak to you. On the other hand: If you recognize that Serpieri (and never mind his subject matter) has a talent akin to Leonardo's...if you can appreciate the work of a rare individual who knows how to
draw the way Placido Domingo knows how to sing -- then you are my brother, you are my sister, you are my friend, you are welcome.