John Lennon and hypnosis

One of our readers has written an interesting piece derived from an interview with May Pang, the "Yoko-approved" lover of John Lennon. I can't help wondering how the hard-core conspiracy-spotters (many of whom never liked Yoko) will react to the following news:

The same Friday night that Yoko setup the stop smoking hypnosis session with John at the Dakota without May, May said that John had planned on traveling down to New Orleans that weekend to join up with Paul McCartney and possibly start writing some songs with him for his upcoming album, 'Venus and Mars' that Paul was making in New Orleans. But alas, John's so-called one hour "stop smoking hypnosis session" turned into a long drawn out all weekend marathon session from which he never returned back to May or to his old life. May guesses that Yoko may have had John drugged, hypnotized and/or put into a trance. During the so-called hypnosis session, May believes that John was told to break off with May and everything in his past so he could be with Yoko and was told that Yoko was his "mother" who knows what is best for John. Several days later May finally ran into John at the dentist's office and John looked like he hadn't slept in days and appeared "zombie like" and had difficulty talking. Then a few months later, May found out that John has made a complete break with his past by no longer seeing anyone from his past except for Yoko.

If I had enough $$ to offer a substantive reward, I would announce a contest. The winner's trophy would go the person who uses this information to concoct the most creatively paranoid conspiracy theory. Extra points if you can work in some mention of the Bush family.