Audiogate: What we know so far

The "Bush earpiece" controversy has generated an astonishing number of visitors to this site -- and, I presume, to others. Mainstream media has become interested. The Los Angeles Times even made brief (and rather dismissive) reference to the "molar phone" suggestion, first aired on this site.

For some odd reason, though, Matt Drudge has yet to take note. I wonder why?

I have reason to believe that a "respectable" publication will soon do some in-depth work on this story. When that happens, the official Republican harrumphers will enter stage right and do their act. Expect to hear many oh-so-clever references to black helicopters, tinfoil hats and Oliver Stone. Those jokes never get old, do they? Alas, they won't make the evidence go away.

If you're new to the controversy, a good way to start is to scroll down to the post below: "What's the Frequency, Karl?" If you want a handy list of links to all the latest info, I offer the following:

For a web site devoted to this issue, see here. The comments are worth reading.

For a recording of the mid-debate slip that blew this tale open, click here.

For video of the earlier occasion when news mics accidentally picked up a "phantom voice" feeding Bush his lines, click here. (Some have argued that this "pre-echo" was nothing more than a technical foul-up. Listen closely: Bush and his prompter sometimes use slightly different wording.)

For the largest, clearest version I've yet seen of the Bush profile shot displaying the earpiece in situ, go here. (I hope the image is still up!) The clearest images of Bush's "hump" may be seen on the afore-cited "Is Bush wired?" site.

For stories on the molar phone (which I suggest as the likeliest vehicle), try this article, as well as the wonderful quote about the potential political uses of this invention. Other sites of interest: this one from Science World, or this piece, or this report from the BBC, and this lengthy piece is Wired. I can't help relaying this quote from the last-mentioned article:

Sounds are transferred from the tooth into the inner ear by bone resonance (digital signals being converted into audio). And for those who might be worried about a buzzing mouth, sound reception is assured to be totally discreet. "The vibrations are on a molecular level, so the user only experiences pure sound streaming into their consciousness," Loizeau says.

The implant is designed to work in tandem with either a dedicated device or a modified mobile telephone, which can pick up the long distance signals and transmit a local signal to the tooth receiver. Capable of being fully customized to suit user requirements, reception can be switched on and off at will with the aid of the dedicated device.

"We realize that having unwanted sound information arriving directly into the user's brain would resemble technological schizophrenia, therefore maximum control is essential." Auger says.

For the video of Bush unfolding a crib sheet during the debate, go here.

This report indicates that Bush does not actually look at the teleprompter when giving a speech. Either the man possesses a far better memory than we have presumed, or he is receiving help aurally.

Here are some other writers looking into this matter:

"Bush The Articulate - Hearing Voices" by Jay Weidner.

An interesting thread on TalkLeft.

The Bellaciao site has garnered a lot of germane commentary, some of it quite useful, some of it silly.

David Lindorff has been doing great work on his site (scroll down). Also see here.

I'd like to offer a few rebuttals to some points raised by would-be debunkers:

1. At the time Bush said "Let me finish," he still had thirty seconds. Plenty of time. No one has offered any evidence that Lehrer or Kerry had made even a slight attempt to break in.

2. The "back bulge" was not caused by body armor. Bulletproof vests latch on the side, not in back. The "Is Bush Wired?" site displays a profile shot of Bush walking away after the debate -- and you can clearly see that his suit conceals a hidden wire.

3. Some have suggested the Bush used a device called the Neurophone, invented by Patrick Flanagan, a one-time whiz-kid who was profiled in Life magazine many a moon ago. Since this device allegedly can make the deaf hear, and since I was once romantically involved with a deaf lady, I wrote to Flanagan's representatives many times, asking to speak to a deaf person who could testify to the invention's effectiveness. The only response I received was a piece of double-talk worthy of Professor Harold Hill. I suspect that Flanagan (who was also the man behind the "pyramid power" craze of the 1970s) may be a con artist.

4. Many have made snide remarks about Bush's poor debate performance. If he had help, why did he fail? I would argue that his "help" may have been more of a hindrance. Speaking while listening is no snap -- in fact, it's a rare talent. In the field of translation, only the top professionals can offer simultaneous interpretation (a skill made famous during the Nuremberg trials), which involves use of both mouth and ear at the same time. Similarly, newsmen have to learn how to speak while receiving instructions from their directors. This task is not easy, and I am not surprised that Bush became flustered.

5. I've offered "Audiogate" as a name for this controversy, but I'm open to other suggestions. "Gepetto-gate"? "Radiogate"? "Rovergate"?